Yesterday was our nation’s birthday! Who was this mysterious figure? What did he believe? Sadly, we may never know. His ideas have been lost to the sands of time — preserved only in the form of pixelated Facebook memes misattributed to him next to pictures of eagles and American flags.
“But sir, a district court just ruled that we can’t do this.”
George Washington: “Remind them I crossed the Delaware in the middle of the night during a snowstorm with no judicial permission slip.”
To all ‘them judicial tyrants thinking we’ll back down or they’ll dodge accountability — think again.
There’s rap music at the cathedral.
We. Not. Done.
